Apr 13
if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
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Apr 13
“wont you regret that when youre older”
“fuck no ill be a 60 year old bad ass”
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Apr 13
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
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Apr 12
cats that have faces like this with the colors split down the middle means that there were two cats in the mummy cats womb that merged together in the early stages of fertilization.
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